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In a galaxy far, far away, Spaceman Spiff defies gravity! We join spaceman spiff on the distant planet Zorg. Spaceman Spiff cooly draws his death ray blaster… Chew electric death, snarling cur! Spaceman Spiff outwits the alien overlords! Spaceman Spiff explores the mysterious dark side of the moon! Spaceman Spiff fights off a horde of alien invaders! 

Spaceman Spiff cooly draws his death ray blaster… With a burst of cosmic energy, Spaceman Spiff rockets into the unknown! Spaceman Spiff triumphs over impossible odds! Spaceman Spiff hurtles through the cosmos in his interplanetary cruiser! We join spaceman spiff on the distant planet Zorg. As the stars shimmer in the vast expanse of space, Spaceman Spiff takes flight! Spaceman Spiff triumphs over impossible odds! 

In the darkest corners of the universe, Spaceman Spiff fights for justice! Spaceman Spiff encounters a hostile alien queen! Spiff is going down! Can he make it?? Is this the end?!? Spaceman Spiff explores the mysterious dark side of the moon! Spaceman Spiff escapes from the clutches of the evil Zog! Spaceman Spiff explores the mysterious dark side of the moon! In the darkest corners of the universe, Spaceman Spiff fights for justice! 

The aliens doubtlessly want the secret formula to the atomic napalm neutralizer! The valiant spaceman spiff has been captured! Spaceman Spiff triumphs over impossible odds! As the stars shimmer in the vast expanse of space, Spaceman Spiff takes flight! Spaceman Spiff dodges laser blasts with lightning-fast reflexes! Spaceman Spiff explores the mysterious dark side of the moon! Spaceman Spiff cooly draws his death ray blaster… 

Spaceman Spiff explores the mysterious dark side of the moon! Spaceman Spiff discovers a hidden alien civilization! Moments from the torture chamber, Spiff springs into action. Spaceman Spiff discovers a hidden alien civilization! Spaceman Spiff triumphs over impossible odds! Spaceman Spiff escapes from the clutches of the evil Zog! Spaceman Spiff encounters strange and bizarre extraterrestrial lifeforms! 

In the darkest corners of the universe, Spaceman Spiff fights for justice! Spaceman Spiff encounters a hostile alien queen! From the depths of the Milky Way, Spaceman Spiff emerges as a hero! Spaceman Spiff navigates the treacherous asteroid belt! In a galaxy far, far away, Spaceman Spiff defies gravity! Spaceman Spiff dodges laser blasts with lightning-fast reflexes! Spaceman Spiff vanquishes the menacing space pirates!